What was Howard Dean on when he let out his famous scream that closed the casket on his presidential bid? LSD? PCP? Mushrooms?
Pretty much everyone assumed his bizarre animal howl was the product of a volatile mixture of adrenaline and desperation. Now, from the sidelines, Dean is watching #DebateNight and wondering if Donald Trump’s sniffing has something to do with Trump’s debate prep. Forget Obama’s vanishing red lines; Dean’s wondering if Trump made some white lines disappear before taking the stage.
Notice Trump sniffing all the time. Coke user?
— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) September 27, 2016
That sniffing was a bit conspicuous. It was almost as bad as when Hillary took that epic bong rip in Cleveland on Labor Day and couldn’t hold her smoke. That was gross.
But we’re talking about Trump here.
— Mikey Adams (@MikeyAdams420) September 27, 2016
— Pvt. Server (@ChampionCapua) September 27, 2016
@GovHowardDean dude you're such a fucking loser 😉
— Dan Stuckey (@danstuckey) September 27, 2016
— Eben Brown (Fox) (@FoxEbenBrown) September 27, 2016
@GovHowardDean He's 70 dude. He'd be dead.
— Matt Rosoff (@MattRosoff) September 27, 2016
He has tremendous stamina, though we have no televised proof that he could open a pickle jar if asked.
@GovHowardDean my boy likes to party lay off narc
— law dog (@ggooooddddoogg) September 27, 2016
@GovHowardDean bad form. Seriously you are not helping.
— Ryan Miller (@ryancmiller) September 27, 2016
@GovHowardDean unbecoming Governor. Americans expect better from you.
— Kevin Corke (@kevincorke) September 27, 2016
No, they really don’t.
Maybe, but please remember, Governor, "When they go low, we go high." Those kinds of speculative accusations are beneath us.
— (((Jerry))) (@gwhilts) September 27, 2016
Speculative accusations beneath Howard Dean? Apparently not, because he just tweeted one to his 35,000 followers.
@GovHowardDean Stay classy, bro.
— Heath Lewison (@HLewison) September 27, 2016
@GovHowardDean Sound your barbaric yawp, Howard!
— Lisa Papademetriou (@axyfabulous) September 27, 2016
Once more, for old times’ sake.