It doesn’t take an exhaustive search of social media to find plenty of drinking games to play during Monday night’s presidential debate. But now that marijuana is legal in more and more places, it’s time for weed to take its place at #DebateNight.
The Oregonian notes that marijuana can help relieve both stress and nausea, so it seems a natural fit. But when you absolutely, positively need a bong load that’ll get you through tonight, to whom can you turn?
The Oregonian has you covered there too, with its list of the very best strains of weed to smoke during the debates, as recommended by experts in the hydroponic garden. No, Gary Johnson was not consulted.
— The Oregonian (@Oregonian) September 26, 2016
@Oregonian Funny, I never thought Id ever see that headline…
— TreeHouse Realty, L (@TreeHouseReal) September 26, 2016
We’re old enough to remember when presidents were just becoming comfortable enough to admit they’d “tried” pot, with the disclaimer that they didn’t inhale.
Hazy Kush gets a shout out for being a particularly good choice for women, while the more cerebral East Coast Sour Diesel earns a nod for its ability to “get your mind buzzing and make you pay attention.” Fair enough, but is there any chance it could cause a severe coughing fit for people who have seasonal allergies/pneumonia?
I see my home state newspaper has given up. https://t.co/kk93mlZ9j4
— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) September 26, 2016
The Portland Police have chimed in to remind citizens not to drive while intoxicated, and even included a cartoon to keep the stoners transfixed.
— Portland Police (@PortlandPolice) September 26, 2016
@PortlandPolice the debate is lit.
— nyck (@moltenfunk) September 26, 2016
@PortlandPolice Well played Portland. ?
— Mountain Poet (@mtnpoet) September 26, 2016
— Mathew Lodge (@mathewlodge) September 26, 2016
@PortlandPolice And, if you are planning on supporting Grandma Clinton after watching tonight's debate, please do not vote.
— Chris Calderone (@chrisc76010913) September 26, 2016