Most of Hillary Clinton’s high-dollar fundraisers are closed to the press (pretty standard practice for most candidates), and as Twitchy reported, Clinton enjoyed a haul totaling more than $20 million after three days in the Hamptons, capped off with a concert featuring Paul McCartney, Jimmy Buffett, and Jon Bon Jovi, winner of this year’s Clinton Global Citizen Award.
One press pooler was able to sneak out a set list for the evening, and now social media is being treated to a photo of Clinton with her new backing band, and it’s just begging for a caption.
Here’s a good jumping-off point:
This would make a good stock photo for use in a shingles medication ad pic.twitter.com/byKloJ557S
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 31, 2016
@iowahawkblog And stool softener.
— Bob S. (@RDSUK) August 31, 2016
@iowahawkblog Or a Depends ad. "Live life your way, with Depends!"
— Steve S (@Dngrmse2001S) August 31, 2016
@iowahawkblog -Or denture cream.
— Reginald Hall (@HallWhalla) August 31, 2016
Come on — Jon Bon Jovi’s only 54, and Jimmy Buffet is only one year older that Clinton, which can easily be found in a matter of seconds on Google. Incidentally, Google also offers answers to other frequently asked questions right on the same page; see?
He’s alive and well, obviously, and should stay that way as long as he doesn’t get on the Clintons’ bad side. Kidding!
— Greg Helton (@G_Helton) August 31, 2016
By lending some welcome support to her campaign? Yes, of course he is.