We were really, really hoping to wear our snazzy new headwear to the parade this Memorial Day, but it seems Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill is still in the process of converting part of her website to a millinery shop. Better late than never, we suppose.

McCaskill has been handing out the hats pretty generously, so we know they’re in production.

The red hat reading “Risky and Reckless” is a pretty clever retort to Donald Trump’s ubiquitous “Make America Great Again” hat, with the obvious caveat that the great majority of people seeing it will assume “risky and reckless” refers to the person wearing it.

Hopefully McCaskill’s hats will be as cheap as they appear. Like Trump or not, there’s no denying his “Make America Great Again” hats are the classiest hats. These? Not so much.

Speaking of risky and reckless behavior, McCaskill appeared on MSNBC this week to respond to the Inspector General’s report on Hillary Clinton’s disregard of State Department email rules, which exposed classified material to hackers in the name of maintaining her privacy.

Not great? How about risky and reckless?

Does that hat come in prison jumpsuit orange?