Gov. John Hickenlooper writes in great detail about his marijuana use in his new memoir, “Opposite of Woe: My Life in Beer and Politics,” but we don’t think he was high when he picked out his classiest pair of socks to promote the book today.
Gov. Hickenlooper sporting Trump socks for his media avail about his new book #copolitics pic.twitter.com/2TsRinfwSL
— Megan Schrader (@CapitolSchrader) May 26, 2016
Do they tickle? Do they shed? Can you part the hair the other way? https://t.co/RUmA3SLK5f
— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) May 26, 2016
Is the hair actually part of the socks, or is it some mutation from when Hickenlooper demonstrated his faith in big government by enjoying a delicious, refreshing glass of water straight from the Animas River soon after the EPA polluted it with millions of gallons of toxic wastewater? The water was orange, Donald Trump is orange… Coincidence?
@CapitolSchrader cannot be unseen
— Nick Riccardi (@NickRiccardi) May 26, 2016
@CapitolSchrader. GROSS !!
— judy chandler (@judydchandler) May 26, 2016
@CapitolSchrader MY EYES! * Reaches for brain bleach *
— Tamara Hogan (@TamaraHogan1) May 26, 2016
We’re thankful he’s wearing socks (cc: @GeraldoRivera).
@CapitolSchrader what is he? A teenage fangirl? Pathetic.
— Mark the Shark (@SifuFa) May 26, 2016
@CapitolSchrader we all need them. They should normal wearing apparel for all Democratic elected officials as a negative not a positive
— dcpartner (@dcpartner) May 26, 2016
That’s not a bad idea. Just as ascetics wore hair shirts as penance, politicians could be made to wear itchy hair socks as a continuous reminder that they’re in office to serve.
Are you feeling the Bern? The company that makes the socks has you covered too.
Just got done with the interview with @hickforco. I should clarify that his left sock was a white haired @SenSanders. @csgazette #copolitics
— Megan Schrader (@CapitolSchrader) May 26, 2016
The left foot pic from #Hickenlooper #KDVR pic.twitter.com/Qmv03bfygi
— Sean Towle (@seantowle) May 26, 2016
Finally, bipartisanship!
@CapitolSchrader Also found the Bernie version pic.twitter.com/Kjr8Fq7IMl
— Pear Fairy (@mallsta) May 26, 2016
@CapitolSchrader Thx for the capture! We make those socks! Lots of love for #Colorado !
— Gumball Poodle (@GumballPoodle) May 26, 2016
Are there socks embroidered with Hillary Clinton’s face? Maybe. Are we going to do a search for them?
