Here’s an important breaking news flash from the Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza.

That moron is of course Cillizza himself, whose piece Monday on “5 people who are never going to be Donald Trump’s vice president” provided great amusement to Sen. Marco Rubio.

Who are you going to trust? An unnamed source who claims to be close to a person, or a true public relations professional like John Miller who really knows his client inside and out? Either way, Rubio’s word of advice to consumers of the news garnered nearly 1,800 likes in the space of 90 minutes.

We get the thinly veiled reference to Dwight D. Eisenhower. But back to more juicy details from this unnamed source:

Now that’s something the Washington Post should fact-check.