As Twitchy reported, a man wearing a surgical mask and an animal onesie caused the evacuation of a Baltimore TV station Thursday afternoon when he claimed to have a bomb. Oh, and there were guns and robots and possibly a video on a flash drive.

As bizarre as the “man in panda suit” story is, it looks even stranger when you watch it unfold like this:

Lucky you: You get the whole package wrapped up in an embedded tweet of a screen capture. Anyone remember the old TV series (and before that, the even older radio show) “You Are There”? This is not that. At all.