First, the good news: Geraldo Rivera is wearing clothes again. But if the GOP candidates are supposedly embarrassing the United States in the eyes of the world with their campaign rhetoric, what damage is Rivera doing to time and space by appearing on “Dancing with the Stars” in a Donald Trump wig?

We’ll assume one of those questions is, “Why?”

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We take back every snarky thing we ever said about trigger warnings. Caution: the next tweet may stir up disturbing memories of Rivera’s towel selfie and induce feelings of uneasiness and/or nausea.

America agrees:

Are you kidding? Who didn’t want more of this?

What’s next for Geraldo Rivera? Clothes, we hope.