When he finds a moment, will U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry fly James Taylor to Brussels to serenade its grieving citizens with an acoustic rendition of “You’ve Got a Friend”? Greg Gutfeld is on the case.
Don't worry world. We have already called James Taylor and he's packing his acoustic as I type.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 23, 2016
Everyone's wondering if @johnkerry will send James Taylor to Brussels. But this is a Carole King situation.
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 22, 2016
For all we know, James Taylor was among the massive entourage that tagged along to Cuba with President Obama as he made his historic visit to the island paradise, but we don’t have photographic evidence.
Courtesy of Major League Baseball’s Joe Torre, though, we have a picture of Kerry partying with “Havana Daydreamin'” singer Jimmy Buffett, looking eerily like Larry David. For a man who told MTV he was “fascinated by rap and by hip-hop” and the anger and “social energy” it comprises, Kerry sure does like to hang out with the human sleep aids of the music world.
— Joe Torre (@JoeTorre) March 24, 2016
Nice photobomb, guy. So, was Buffett there at Kerry’s request to perform a special acoustic version of “Cheeseburger in Paradise” for the dissidents rounded up and jailed in advance of President Obama’s arrival?
Sends James Taylor
Skips unity rally in Paris
Does the wave at a baseball game
Dances the tango
Obama foreign policy in action
— PS (@ParvaSaeua) March 24, 2016
@JoeTorre Tell the Secretary of State to put down the hors d'oeuvres and get his ass on a plane headed to Belgium ASAP.
— Saint Finnbarr (@SaintFinnbarr) March 24, 2016
Don’t cry, Sweet Baby James: Organizing for Action will always have a gig for you. VIP passes to Taylor’s show in Chicago this summer, along with signed copies of Taylor’s latest album, are up for grabs to some lucky OFA supporter.
Guys come on, only old people are boring enough to like James Taylor & only young people dumb enough to like vinyl pic.twitter.com/ncFBUbEVoG
— David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) March 24, 2016