Monday nightâs âSpecial Reportâ on Fox News was dedicated to a #DemTownHallÂ hosted by anchor Bret Baier, and in a closing move that should surprise no one, Clinton declared, âLet the little children come to me,â and lo and behold, there was a junior high student prepared with a question we guarantee has never kept a minor up at night.
"Is Bernie enemy or ally?" From jr. high audience kid. "Bernie is an ALLY of course. We just sparring in good fun." #DemTownHall
â James Perry (@fuzzydeduction) March 7, 2016
â Dennis Dripps (@deafboyblue) March 8, 2016
â Kristin (@enzerukristin) March 7, 2016
Hillary is scaring the dickens out of that kid. #DemTownHall
â ChasingRabbits (@mia_veritas) March 7, 2016
Letâs just agree he looked like it wasnât his first choice to spend his night wearing a tie atÂ a political town hall. (Some adults who were selected to address Clinton made up for it by looking like they were holding back teenage-girl screams.)
So, bridge-builder Clinton is most proud of having made an enemy of RepublicansÂ and considers Sanders an ally â not surprising, considering his only mention of theÂ FBI investigation into her private email server during the debates is his pledge not to bring it up.
That Kid just learned that politicians never answer the question quickly. He asked for a one word answer and got an essay. #DemTownHall
â Jacovia Cartwright (@JacoviaTweets) March 8, 2016
And that was just Lesson 1.
â Tamraparni Dasu (@TamraparniDasu) March 8, 2016
And did a bang-up job.
Instead of giving an age appropriate answer, Hillary Clinton indoctrinates a 13 year old kid with pure partisan politics. #DemTownHall
â The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) March 8, 2016
Poor kid looks so uncomfortable. Hope he gets a date to the school dance because of this. #DemTownHall
â Andy Grewal (@AndyGrewal) March 8, 2016
â Carlton Abner (@CarltonAbner) March 7, 2016
â el duende chingon (@duende_chingon) March 7, 2016