Quite a few Texas State students were curious why a nearly nude young woman covered in Chick-fil-A waffle fries and ketchup was lying across a lunch table outside with only a stack of napkins covering her nether regions. We thought it might be a PETA protest, or maybe even a protest against a Chick-fil-A franchise opening on campus.
Dang white girl at Texas State got chik fil a fries and ketchup all over her body pic.twitter.com/BRGUzPGJ86
— toastface killah (@papistealyogirl) February 9, 2016
Behold the ritual application of ketchup.
— Olivia Funes (@olivia4ya) February 9, 2016
@papistealyogirl Shit I'd steal some off her chick fil a fries are the bomb
— frick frak (@_mintyangel) February 9, 2016
@papistealyogirl DAMN CONFIRMED PARTY SCHOOL
— NUCLEAR WEIRD (@SheerMagFanboy) February 9, 2016
@papistealyogirl is she trying to make a point or
— khans boy (@aSpoonfulOfJose) February 9, 2016
TEXAS STATE YALL pic.twitter.com/t23Cmiyptb
— kk (@KaileyyCostello) February 9, 2016
Texas State got crazy things that happen on campus !!! pic.twitter.com/nK6RIJTi5n
— Tony Barnes (@12_PRIMETIME) February 9, 2016
More people would have sided with the Texas State protester chick if she had provided free nuggets and polynesian sauce. Never cheap out.
— Old Row (@OldRowOfficial) February 9, 2016
@iowahawkblog Blue hair. Problem glasses. Likely SJW. I call exhibitionism disguised as some sort of vapid political statement.
— Hipster Combover (@Tigzy_J) February 9, 2016
@iowahawkblog Can't be drunk, she'd be in the floor food. Since it's CFA I'm guessing protest, probably something about her uterus
— Angus McGrumpy (@angusparvo) February 9, 2016
— Kamuel Franklin (@thatboykamuel) February 9, 2016
If anyone could explain what’s going on, it would be the site Total Frat Move, and sure enough, a student “reporter” on site gave the rundown. Dillon Cheverere reported:
Texas State student Grier Brown tipped me off, and when I asked him what her message was this time around, he had this to say: “That men only see women as ‘something to eat’ or an object to do whatever with instead of a person. So the napkins with ‘all you can eat’ cover her nether regions.”
… This statement/experiment/whatever-you-want-to-call-it is a bit unfair, if you ask me. I’d eat Chick-fil-A waffle fries off a public restroom floor. And yeah, I might dabble in these fem-fries despite the awkward nature of it, but it would have everything to do with how good the fries are and zero to do with the looney feminist under them.
When he refers to her message “this time around,” our waffle-fry girl is famous on campus for her previous stunt, during which she sat blindfolded and naked in the quad to make a statement about the objectification of women.
Retweet if ur a normal Texas state student
— Brittni (@brittnibucci) February 9, 2016
Lamar students down here begging for a chic fil a on campus and Texas state students just wasting it ???? be grateful man.
— April 1st ♈️ (@DoItLikeKaylaa) February 9, 2016