Anyone old enough to remember the Clinton administration knows that the “vast right-wing conspiracy” was a creation of Hillary Clinton to explain the persecution of her husband for having an affair with an intern, not to mention other Clinton scandals. At CNN’s #DemTownHall Wednesday night, host Anderson Cooper asked Clinton if she still believed in the vast right-wing conspiracy, to which she answered, “Don’t you?”

Despite the cackling, it wasn’t a joke to prompt Cooper to move on. No, it was just the starting point for the tale of a conspiracy that has only grown over the years and added players like the Koch brothers.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Half-vast theories from Kankles.

    • objectivefactsmatter


      • Hamm Sammichez

        If you ever had the misfortune of seeing the propaganda photo of Shrillary dancing with Horn-dog on the beach in her swimsuit, you would know that she ain’t half-ast. That ast be at least two axe-handles wide (as my dad used to say).

  • grais

    How long until she claims Bernie’s part of it?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Go home Hillary. You’re drunk.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      You’re STILL drunk??? Perhaps?

    • Archons

      Like the new moniker “✓classified”!

    • Pilgrim22

      Prescription pain killers.

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Which Wright started it, Orville or Wilbur?

    • objectivefactsmatter

      They stole flying from the public. And people still think that they’re heroes!

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Their dumber brother, Never…

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    Darn vast right wing conspirators got Obama elected…just to appoint Hillary…knowing all along she would set up an illegal private server…and transmit secret government intelligence on it! 8 years later the plan has come together!

    thats some ..Keyser Söze level thinking right there.

  • Name

    By vast right wing conspiracy does she mean the majority of us who believe in doing things according to the nation’s laws vs her twisted interpretation of how those laws SHOULD apply to her?

    • Dan13

      …how those laws DONT’T apply to her…

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      No, I think she’s referring to the secret cabal of Freemasons, Shriners, Knights of Columbus, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Illuminati, Elks, Eagles, Brownie Scouts, and other terrorist groups who are working with The Rand Corporation, Space Aliens, Reverse Vampires, the Tri-Lateral Commission (which, as we all know, consists of Amelia Earhart, Elvis, and Bigfoot), the guy that carries “the football” for the President, the lady that carries the extra body parts for Cher, and, of course, the Antichrist Paulie Shore…

      • CVN65

        I got mentally exhausted just reading that…

        • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          And that was the abbreviated list.

      • Name

        I miss GLOW. Although, I wouldn’t put it past Hulk Hogan and his band of bad guys of the NWO Circa 1998 and Paulie Shore could probably fight Paul Ruebens, Ru Paul, and Keanua Reeves for the spawn of the devil role.

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
  • MoxieLouise1

    Life would be so perfect if the vast right wing was gone./

  • gfnc55

    Unfortunately, at least half of the democrat voters ARE as dumb as she thinks they are. Also most CNN anchors and reporters, the NYT editorial board and reporters, and the bulk of the MSM. It’s very sad…………

    • Cyborg3K

      The voters maybe, but not the others. All those ‘Rat party insiders know full well the depth of Hillary’s corruption. Probably much better than you or I. But they are just as rotten and cynical and treasonous as she is, and will protect her to the very end, no matter what.

  • JohnFLob

    Hillary: The 1990’s called. They want your conspiracy deflections back.

  • rflora85

    Yes, Hillary. The Republicans are funneling money to the FBI to fund an investigation into you, at the very least, skirting around confidentiality regulations by storing classified information on an unsecured server in your home.

    I want to get a job where I need clearance just to ask them if it’s alright if I set up a server in my house, so I can have all my emails sent to one address because it’d be so much easier to just use one device.

  • maquignon

    She also believes in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Great Pumpkin, that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and that you can have your cake an eat it too

  • HENCHMAN 0804

    That’s why 25% of government workers will leave their jobs if Trump is elected. Because they are Republicans.

  • bil_g

    Stirewalt: “She was high on Koch.”

    • Newportcarl


      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        I’m a BIIIIIIG guy, so I need a BIIIIIIG crack pipe…

  • Tessa from Texas

    Poor old thing is still delusional–doesn’t Obumbler Care cover mental health?

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Let us not forget: On January 27, 1998, then first lady Hillary went on national television and proclaimed for the first time the existence of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to the world. And why? The Monica Lewinsky allegation against “BJ” Bill Jefferson Clinton. Its been thousands of fibs, every bit as big as the first lie, or bigger, since that infamous day in American history. We knew what she was made of then, then Benghazi, then emails, and everything else in between. It should come as no surprise to anybody with a fifth of a brain.

  • Lizzyp

    Refresh my memory- she pulled out the VRWC as the reason for the accusations against Bill regarding Monica. Since those were proven true, how can she still blame it on Repubs? They weren’t the ones receiving favors.

    While I’m thinking about it, Bill Clinton is the rudest, most selfish party guest ever apparently. He will waste your dope (I didn’t inhale) and he will receive oral without reciprocating. What an ass.

  • Newportcarl

    Psssst…the conspiracy meeting is down at the old town pump tonight. Afterparty at my place. Bring your spray paint.

  • Please, god help us!

    Keep it up, honey, you’re driving your own party toward an avowed socialist with your deluded shrieking.

  • KC

    As Hillary runs on bringing both sides together her Republican bashing is exactly like Obama’s and she is actually yelling it.

  • Da_Bunny

    What conspiracy? Here we are. Pay Attention! Get Out of Politics!!! I’ve been screaming about you since Watergate, you despicable, corrupt, backstabbing power glutton.

  • Hi This Is My Username

    The only vast right-wing conspiracy is inside in her head.

  • Dan13

    Someone should ask Hillary why she behaves in such a way that claim of VRWC is the go-to defense.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    She really is a nut. I mean, this must be all of the people that resist communism in her mind. This is a conspiracy to keep the wage slaves down and to keep hogging all of the wealth. Ya know? It belongs to all of us. You didn’t build that.

    • prado4587

      She’s even a failure at resisting communism since she she gives speeches for a fee instead of giving them away for free. Hillary must be stopped

  • TwigaBob

    You would have to include the framers of the Constitution in the VRWC.

  • John Howard

    She so happy.

  • Hotlanta Mike
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  • Hotlanta Mike

    She is an absolute piece of sh!t.

  • globalcrap

    Benghazi was you leaving four Americans to die begging for help because you wouldn’t answer your phone.

  • syvyn11

    Don’t say the VRWC is a comeback, cause we never left!

  • Hannibal

    I don’t believe there is a “bimbo eruption team” anymore. Looking at Bill, I would say he doesn’t have the strength to pleasure himself, let alone a woman.

  • Russ

    She’s so blatantly corrupt that when she can’t slip her behavior under the radar, unnoticed, she has to blame someone/something for calling her on it. Aside from looking like a walking cadaver, Bill appears to be getting annoyed with her, in a “No, no, no, Hill, you’re doing it wrong” sort of way.

  • RJ

    I’m waiting for her to blame Bigfoot.

    Pretty sure he’s the only one she hasn’t tried to foist off her criminal acts upon

  • G3

    It would have been GREAT had Anderson said “No, I don’t. I just think the Republicans don’t share the same views as the Democrats…it’s called politics.”

    But that would never happen.

  • Duane Savage

    Who, then, are the conspirators?

    Follow up question fail

  • Orpheus75

    If your nose could grow like Pinocchio’s, it would already be a bridge to the moon, if not farther

    • USNbubblehead

      Heck, you could ride that thing out to the asteroid belt.

  • Wanderer

    Yeah see, most people call Her Inevitableness’ “vast right wing conspiracy” REALITY. It’s so vast that it encompasses the whole country and even large portions of the rest of the world, and it’s all out to get Her Inevitableness because it just won’t admit how awesome she is.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    Queen corruption Hillary never wants to abandon a old double-talk, evasion talking points of a paranoid conspiracy tale. Which is being overused to cover and squirrel away her many criminal illegal activities.

  • LtUlrich

    I believe in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. It began in 1765.

  • CT Lindcetera

    Woman is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

  • interestedobserver2

    Well, of COURSE she does — after all, Republicans (not ISIS, for example) are the enemies she’s most proud to have.

  • Wyatt48

    This poor excuse of a human being is no more than a pile of dog feces. Why cant, or why won’t her supporters, see this and kick her ass to the curb with the rest of the trash.