Not unsurprisingly, the Hillary Clinton campaign live-tweeted Thursday night’s GOP debate, complete with a creepy photo suggesting Clinton was eavesdropping on the event through binoculars. (Maybe a cranked-up hearing aid allowed her to listen in on the proceedings as well.)

Clinton’s feed was a long list of running complaints; for example, the fact that none of the Republican candidates chose to discuss climate change (which wasn’t a topic). Well into the debate, though, “Hillary” tweeted Jeb Bush a cheat sheet listing seven of her greatest accomplishments, taken directly from her campaign website.

Maybe one of those unpaid interns should work on polishing this page.

What do you think of that, Bush?


  • Ian Michaels

    The only “accomplishment” of yours that I care about Ms. Clinton, is that you rot away in a jail cell!

  • wrestlefan01

    Hillary Clinton


    Look real hard—you still won’t find anyone supporting equal pay, paid leave, or reproductive rights at #GOPdebate.
    10:27 PM – 28 Jan 2016

    my reply

    tiger fan
    53s53 seconds ago
    @HillaryClinton you also wont find anyone under investigation by the fbi either..however at the #DemocraticDebate ….

    • Petrucio14

      The federal government passd the equal pay act in 1963, but Democrats have been pretending that women are paid less for generations. It is bullshit and they know it, but repeat the lie often enough …

      • Tessa from Texas

        The old saw is correct: “Repeat a lie often enough…, etc.”

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        They get equal pay for equal work. BUT. They are less likely to put in overtime and work weekends. They take more time off, which slows down promotions and pay increases.

        • Curt Williamson

          The reduction is based on lifetime earnings when a large percentage of women take off long periods for child rearing. I personally support that choice but you can’t expect your average earnings to be equal over a lifetime if you take off 1-3 years.

        • Meowbius

          As a rule, women don’t work as loggers, which is high-mortality but well paid job.

          • Petrucio14

            They are also over-represented in low paying jobs like preschool and early elementary teacher, social worker, etc. The reasons that some can claim that statistically women make less than men is that they take the total number of men and women working and divide by their respective pay. Then there looks like a pay disparity and they cry foul (or sexism, same thing). When adjustment has been made for different kinds of work done and time spent in the job the disparity disappears, and so does the meme of women being paid less; so, of course, Democrats would rather push the raw data rather than real analysis.

          • Meowbius

            A lot of women actually care about their children, that’s undeniably sexist 🙂
            Not my case here, but young mothers often take jobs WITH their kids in day care or school, even menial jobs. And often it’s justified and pays off later, when they unleash their inner CEO.

  • keyboard jockey

    Standing up for women rights? While the Clinton Foundation took in millions of dollars from Gulf Arab states that treat live stock better than women.

  • Maxx

    For some politicians, a list of their accomplishments require books, not tweets.

    • Tessa from Texas

      Multiple upvotes for this one!

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        If only we were democrats or dead people…

        We could all upvote Maxx twice.

        • Tessa from Texas

          Only twice?? I think some of those dead Dims vote more than once.

    • NannoH

      Post of the Day!!! And that’s something considering the fact that there are probably thousands and thousands.

    • globalcrap

      When the world had leaders.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        The WORLD still has leaders, it’s just the US and other “First World” countries that can’t seem to find any.

      • bicentennialguy

        And adults were in charge.

    • Bruce

      Now, THAT is class.

    • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

      Sadly there’s a huge segment of the population, a multigenerational gap, who’ve never witnessed first hand real leaders like Reagan and Thatcher. They have no idea what that’s like, short the propaganda they’ve been fed by those who wish to rewrite history.

    • rick

      “POW!Right in the kisser!”

  • TooFarGone1 ✓NeverTrump

    Hey Shrill: how is abortion “reproductive”? What are you trying to reproduce, the Holocaust?

    • rick

      Stem cells.

    • Deplorable Member Berry

      Producing lambos for PP staff.

  • grais

    She forgot what she accomplished regarding the lives of Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Wiley, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinski, et al.

    Should be listed right after “Standing up for women’s rights on the world stage,” whateverthefrig that even means.

    • Name

      Forgot Vince foster and the whole Wall Street insider trading thing too.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy


      It takes three emails and four staffers just to bring her the right Snapple iced tea.

      She likely had a private server because she could never remember her State Department password.

      I have a new sympathy for Huma. Seems poor Anthony’s wife was just a long time in-home care provider.

      • Bruce

        After Hillary’s indictment (hope springs eternal), perhaps Huma can get a second career with Visiting Angels.

        • Lamontyoubigdummy

          Oh, I think the FBI report will recommend several charges, but you know Loretta Lynch will balk.

          However, if there is justice in the Cosmos, and the Lord decides to throw Hillary a karma fast-ball?

          Huma and Hillary can be prison pen pals.

  • FaithColeridge33

    Well there was that time she successfully got that child rapist out of jail by hiding evidence. Well to be exact not telling the court she knew where the missing evidence was. That’s her only career success I can find.

    • grais

      She got her ass canned from the Watergate investigation because she lied and cheated so well.

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    “1. Fought for children and families for 40 years and counting.”
    laughed about getting a rapist off by attacking the underage victim.
    “4. Told the world that “women’s rights are human rights.””
    Says nothing about the millions abused by Islam everyday. Raped, murdered, stoned, mutilated, but not one FUCKING word from Hillary “Republican War on Women” Clinton.
    “5. Stood up for LGBT rights at home and abroad.”
    NOT ONE FUCKING word about those killed in Gaza, Iran and Daesh controlled areas.
    “6. Helped expand health care and family leave for military families.”
    IIRC she fought EVERY bill that favored the military and their families.
    “7. Negotiated a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.”
    Israel gave up something, got nothing and Hamas violated the ceasefire within HOURS.

  • Tessa from Texas

    I think her biggest accomplishment is having managed to stay out of prison for so many years.

  • Sally Del

    I would think exposing the complete incompetence in the handling of classified information by the top executives in the State Department would rate up near the top of her list.

  • Karla1953
    • grais

      Nearly 1 million $$ of that 5 million went to Paula Jones – and it was no “affair.”

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    Here you go @nitwitHillaryClinton — “Look real hard—you still won’t find anyone supporting equal pay [it’s been Federal Law under the Equal Pay Act for 53 years], paid leave [it’s been Federal Law under the Family and Medical Leave Act for 23 years], or reproductive rights [Roe v. Wade was decided 43 years ago] at #GOPdebate”

    Nothing more than the usual tired old, worn out, Democrat platform lies. And just like our current idiot “law professor” President, Hillary doesn’t understand Federal Law.

  • Karla1953
    • Tessa from Texas

      Uh….what did she say? I need a translation.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        That’s the type language used by the Corps Diplomatique Terrestrienne, perhaps Jame Retief can translate.

        • Tessa from Texas

          The depth of knowledge of the posters on Twitchy never ceases to amaze me.

          • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            If the Net had existed 50 years ago, I might never have met Jame Retief, Commodore John Grimes, Slippery Jim DiGriz, the Sacketts, the Continental Op, Adam Link and many others.

          • Karla1953

            We are more than a bunch of pretty faces that is for sure *wink*

      • grais

        She’s a lawyer /politician. She said absolutely nothing, and she knows it.

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        Sorry. Nobody has the “Word Salad Thesaurus” to translate that.

      • globalcrap

        Hang in there I’m looking for an interpreter who can decipher this B S.

      • Karla1953

        I never learned that lib double speak sorry………………..:-)

      • Deplorable Member Berry

        It’s “establishment politician” for “I’ve got nothing”

    • grais

      Holy smokes. Stream of semi-consciousness. Reminds me of Palin.

      • Tessa from Texas

        “Stream of semi-consciousness.” That’s definitely a keeper! I could have used that phrase a lot back when I was in the classroom full-time both with my students and with some of the administrators.

      • Karla1953

        IKR and that dumb bunny represented us all over the World Oy

    • Gunnhild4

      Above: This, children, is adult baby talk, gobbely-gook. And this, children, is from a great Renaissance man we, western civilization, respect five hundred years after his death.

      “It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. ” ~~~Leonardo da Vinci

  • globalcrap

    Ask the families of the four murdered Americans murdered in Benghazi that you left behind what you accomplished

  • Lamontyoubigdummy


    One dynasty tweets another dynasty.

    Friggin’ Tudors and Roses.

    We’re all here because better men than us fought a war to kick kings and queens the funck out.

  • LucienCordier

    She passed off a kid who’s the spitting image of Webb Hubbell as Bill Clinton’s. That’s quite an accomplishment.

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      But that child has Tiny Tim’s nose and hair…

      • LucienCordier

        Holy cow, you’re right!

  • Bruce

    If Hillary does not go to prison, she will have the same “greatest accomplishment” as Bill: “I beat the rap.”

  • JohnFLob

    I am glad to learn Hillary do so much for the
    Bolivians and

  • JohnFLob

    Most birds tweet better than Hillary or her staff.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    Wow…even by Hillary’s standards thats a pretty pathetic list of accomplishments.

  • Chandler/aka WordFollower

    How in the h e l l is equal pay (non-issue), paid leave (who really cares), and reproductive rights (abortion on demand for any reason at any stage) more important than Iran getting nukes, ISIS cutting off everybody’s heads, a rotten economy (thanks Obama), and being a laughing stock the world over?

  • RepublicanDon

    /accessory to rape /accessory to murder

  • JDW

    What one has to admire about Leftists is their ability to re-brand sh*t as Shinola. “Reproductive rights” — their term — is not about the right to reproduce, it’s about on-demand, prepartum infanticide. I guess the truth doesn’t sound as sexy.

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  • LR99

    None of the accomplishments are of any substance and she hasn’t tabled any of her own policies! She’s a career politician that has zero substance to show for all her years on the Tax Payers Dime!

    • Sanchez

      pretty much did what her job as Senator requires.

      like saying the trash collector is an accomplished trash collector.

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

        Trash collectors perform a vital service (especially in summer)!

        • Sanchez

          I get one pick up a week for trash so we have to be careful what we throw away. Used to be 2 a week.

          • MarciaTheMurkyMuse? Variegated

            My sympathy! I used to live in a town trying to go Greenie-Gaia; twice-weekly pick-ups changed to 1 a week, alternating with recycling. Moved, and now have 2 trash pick-ups per week again, and “Recycling? You gotta be kidding.” I’m SO much happier where I am now.

          • Sanchez

            Yea, they switched one trash for recycles. If i miss the trash pick up, i bring it to work so it doesn’t get the coons in the can.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    List of actual accomplishments fell well within the 140 character limit, to wit it was “?”!

  • Tim

    Honestly, her biggest accomplishment has been staying out of prison.

    • Russ

      Sorry — posted above before I read your comment. Great minds, and all …

  • Sanchez

    Hillary has a FIRST yet no one mentions it.

    She is the first viable leading Presidential candidate who is under multiple FBI criminal investigations. Not just nay investigations. PUBLIC corruption and breaching national security as SoS.

  • Sanchez

    MOOK SPOOKED: Hillary manager predicts Trump will win presidency if nominated!

    Democrats aren’t laughing about Donald Trump anymore. He has them all but admitting defeat.

    In a stunning admission, Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager predicts in an
    email that Donald Trump will become president if he wins the Republican

    “If Donald Trump takes the Republican nomination, our party will lose
    more than the presidency,” Robby Mook writes to supporters.

    “Years of progress will be ripped away. Obamacare will be repealed.
    Marriage equality will be rolled back. Get excited to visit the wall on
    the Mexico border — and get ready to pay for it if President Trump can’t
    magically get Mexico to cough up the cash for it.”

  • Russ

    When you think about it, managing to stay out of jail after all these years and scandals is quite an accomplishment that no John or Jane Q. Public could pull off.

    • divingpetrel

      That’s only because to actually be indicted would require the cooperation of obama’s Justice Department. The FBI can investigate all they want, but until the Attorney General agrees to convene a Grand Jury, it will all be for naught. So, no it is not really an accomplishment of hers.

      • Meowbius

        Grand juries now indict you know who – whistle-blowers and anyone strayed from the plantation

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Binoculars, so she is searching for any remnants of her ethics?

  • bifski

    is getting indicted an accomplishment?

  • Newportcarl

    Well Hillary is always telling me the she’s ‘fighting for me’. Just wish it was in a cage match with Michelle Obama

  • Jerry Shelton

    I only read this to see if there was a change to what Killary has accomplished.

    Guess she did not do anything yesterday.

    So the number is still at ZERO

  • MrApple

    She Tweeted a list of her greatest accomplishments? How many of the 140 characters did she have left over?

    • The Dragon


  • Michael E. Dittes

    A criminal, a socialist, and a guy who taxed rain in Maryland walk into a bar…Oh, nevermind. Those are the democrat candidates for president…

  • Wanderer

    No, you will not find anyone supporting fairy tale math, interference with contracts, and rampant unrestricted baby murder at the GOP debate.

    Because we’re not sick socialist gender-hustling harpies like you.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Staying out of prison…for now!

  • JohnnyN2O

    Pfftt… didn’t even list Libya and Benghazi you conservative losers.

  • Steve Muckler

    Not confusing the sequence “Inhale, exhale” for sixty plus years.

  • SnarkyGCat

    She wasted a lot of taxpayer dollars. Only thing I can point to realistically.

  • Fingolfin

    I have to wonder what do Bernie Sanders supporters think are his accomplishments? All I hear from him are future goals.

  • Vindicated

    Her list of accomplishments reads like “I was in the room when…”.

  • lolgfy

    Hmm..can’t decide who finds Cankles more repulsive: the right, or Bernie supporters. Lol