As Twitchy reported, President Obama spent part of the day touring the Detroit Auto Show looking for a successor to “The Beast,” the nickname of the gas-guzzling presidential limousine. The president was photographed trying out the most transparent car ever, but the fit just wasn’t right.

Fortunately, an on-the-ball salesman was able to point the president to something better suited to him and his post-White House lifestyle: a Chrysler minivan.

In a nod to the movie “Get Shorty,” the president joked about how driving a minivan is cool, but admitted that a nearby Corvette looked pretty tempting. However, there wouldn’t be room for the first lady and her mother.

When you’re Barack Obama, even a minivan looks cool with you at the wheel.

A pickup truck — that’s a great choice for an ex-president, especially with a hat to match.

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Mr. President, what would it take to get you in this prototype mini-sub today? We’ll be honest; another world leader has his eye on it.

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Who are we trying to kid? On the chauffeur’s day off, President Climate Change is going to stick with his old ride.

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Now that’s cool.