If you look up Business Insider’s Twitter biography, it says simply, “What you need to know.” What you need to know today, apparently, is how to make the perfect man bun. Practicing now will likely help you want into the office in the new year sporting the perfect man bun, assuming you’re not attacked and liberated of your man bun on the way to work.
Business Insider does include the disclaimer that the trendy man bun is already on its way out: “So we’re not saying you should do a man bun, but if you really want to, we’d like you to at least know how to do it properly.”
— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 29, 2015
@businessinsider Does one of the steps involve scissors?
— Dylan (@SomeGuyDylan) December 29, 2015
1. Bunch up your hair
2. Tie it up.
3. Cut it off and never think about doing it again. https://t.co/Kz5nSgUC27
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) December 29, 2015
@businessinsider 1. Cut off your junk 2. Coat with frosting, place in oven for 15 minutes at 325 degrees 3. Man buns!
— Cask Strength (@ChampionCapua) December 29, 2015
1. Have your testicles removed.
2. It doesn't matter.
3. It doesn't matter.
— Leightweight Chocker (@ChrisSeay03) December 29, 2015
— Karen Franco (@KarenFranco1) December 29, 2015
@businessinsider You're better than this, BI.
— Franz Soapbar (@franz_soapbar) December 29, 2015
They were better than this.