It’s nearly 2016, and that means it’s award season again — that special time of year when every publication still publishing compiles its list of the very best and worst of 2015. Seeing as we click Slate links with extreme caution, we had missed the following piece when it was published this summer.

Now, though, with Planned Parenthood providing its essential guide, “Male Feminist Allies Be Like…,” it’s the perfect time to revisit the piece with our newly unlearned sexism.

Not only does the author have “Bro” right in his name, but Jacob Brogan claims in his bio to write on technology and culture for Slate, so he’s practically employed, even.

We’d bet Hillary Clinton’s campaign has a few warehouses full of leftover “Grillary Clinton” barbecue aprons they’d let go for cheap.