Bilge Ebiri, film critic for New York magazine and Vulture, has seen a sneak peek of David Lynch’s upcoming “Twin Peaks” revival for Showtime.

Why? This looks better than the original already.

No, Kyle MacLachlan is confirmed to be returning as Agent Dale Cooper; we think Ted Cruz is replacing Michael Ontkean as Sheriff Harry S. Truman.

Can anyone prove that creepy Santa isn’t Joe Biden with a shotgun under his red coat? And one other thing: