“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” had its red carpet premiere Monday night with the cast on hand, but the Philadelphia Police Department regrets to inform you that it is powerless to stop those who would post spoilers to social media. It’s a horrible act, but it’s not a crime.
No, posting #StarWarsForceAwakens spoilers is not a crime. Yes, it should be. We enforce the laws – we don't make them. Sorry.
— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) December 15, 2015
— Alexandria Police (@AlexandriaVAPD) December 15, 2015
@PhillyPolice Can you at least taze them?
— Tim Morris (@TimMorrisUSA) December 15, 2015
— Stephen Clark (@PPDSteveClark) December 15, 2015
— Rabble Rabble (@ReaverBait) December 16, 2015
— Josh Puckett (@joshpuckett) December 16, 2015
— Palo Alto Police (@PaloAltoPolice) December 16, 2015
@PhillyPolice But is it legal to throw batteries at those spoiling the movie?
— Will McNulty (@WillFNMc) December 16, 2015
@WillFNMc Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to throwing batteries. Throwing batteries leads to prison. So, uh, no.
— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) December 16, 2015