Actor Kumail Nanjiani (“Sex Tape,” “Hot Tub Time Machine 2”) is an actor, not a reporter, so he’s not obliged to follow the new Associated Press guidelines calling for climate change deniers to instead be called “doubters” or “those who reject mainstream climate science.”

Nanjiani actually posted this tweet yesterday, but with Pope Francis currently celebrating Mass in Washington and the nation’s thoughts turned toward the eternal, something about it just seemed right for the occasion.

Even faced with an eternity in Hell, the doubters are a stubborn bunch.