Gov. Jeb Bush may be campaigning under a giant Jeb! banner, but when he’s addressed by reporters, he’s still Gov. Bush. Not only can’t Carly Fiorina, former CEO of Hewlett-Packard, appear in the main debate tonight — she can’t even have a courtesy title. Maybe she should get some coaching from Sen. Barbara “Don’t call me ma’am” Boxer.

Will the debate moderators in October refer to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as “Hillary”? Maybe … after all, at heart she is just America’s grandmother with two eyes and a brain.

As for Ms. Fiorina’s supporters, it looks like most are perfectly happy with just “Carly.”