Astronaut Scott Kelly held a question-and-answer session from the International Space Station today that actually went very well, compared to President Obama’s attempt at a climate change chat that quickly turned to a discussion of the Chicago Bulls, or his Obamacare Q&A that answered the critical question: do peas belong on guacamole?

Not surprisingly, President Obama managed to get through the queue and have his question answered.

For those of us stuck on earth with POTUS, we have plenty to freak out about.

Presidents never freak out when they look out the window. They’re always very pensive and a little sad.

Joe Biden especially finds windows very mentally soothing. “Just stand over there by the window and pretend to be thinking, Mr. Vice President.”