Patience, please.

NBC New York reported earlier today that a high-rise fire on the Upper West Side of Manhattan miraculously injured just one person. Initial reports mistakenly referred to the building, The Avery, as Trump Tower, which gave quite a few people a sick thrill and/or turned them into believers.

NBC New York clarified that the building, though near some buildings known as Trump Place, “does not appear to have a connection to Donald Trump.” Please return to worshipping whatever it is you worship.