The slap-fight between the New York Times and Politico over Sen. Marco Rubio’s “luxury speedboat” was fun while it lasted, but while Media Matters’ Eric Boehlert continues searching for a dictionary that contains the definition of luxury he’s looking for, nothing beats a classic episode of “Rubio Vice,” directed by @trueholygoat.

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As one final demonstration of the Rubios’ shameless decadence, here’s a shot of Rubio’s luxury speedboat, luxuriating in Hillary Clinton’s swimming pool.