Dana Loesch knows more about firearms than we ever will, but we’re tempted to rank the danger here somewhere between that Pop-Tart a 7-year-old had bitten into the shape of a gun and the foam earplugs a Huffington Post reporter covering the Ferguson, Mo., riots mistook for rubber bullets. It’s a Nerf bullet, but it’s been modified with a toothpick into a “makeshift mini-shank.”

The New York Daily News reports that 11-year-old Aarin Moody, a fifth-grader with ADHD, was suspended for five days from Uptown Complex School when the Nerf bullet fell out of his pocket, according to his mother.

Aaron said the bullet fell out of his pocket when he pulled out his late slip. He pokes toothpicks into the bullets “so they stick to the floor when he shoots them at home.” A likely story …