Those following the election in the U.K. this week will know that Prime Minister David Cameron and the Conservative Party won a decisive majority in Parliament, leading singer Lily Allen to contemplate which fascist regimes she’d prefer to live under than Tory-led Britain.

At least Allen confined her stupendous ignorance to a tweet. Others have decided to riot in the streets of London to express their unhappiness with the outcome of the election, which had an impressive turnout of 66 percent.

Speaking of idiots, someone vandalized a women’s war memorial.