As Twitchy reported, Baltimore’s curfew seemed to work out about as well as most suspected, but who knew that one of the most high-profile agitators as the clock moved past 10 p.m. would be Fox News’ Geraldo Rivera, who nearly started a fight with a protester he accused of blocking his camera.

Only the president and mayor are allowed to call the rioters “thugs.”

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Update: Comedian Patton Oswalt has finally found a riot he can respect and love.