You might remember that American hyper-genius Neil deGrasse Tyson blew America’s collective mind yesterday with a megaton truth-bomb in the form of an “honest” rewrite of the Pledge of Allegiance.

His take on the Pledge was so hot that it could sustain life on other planets. In fact, National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke was so inspired by that blast of science he decided to help deGrasse Tyson draft a Pledge of Allegiance for aliens. A truly advanced civilization, though, would have no room for disagreement or dissent, having long evolved beyond petty differences in opinion.