Well yes, but where’s the fun in that? The results of the #CPAC2015 straw poll are to be announced around 4:30 p.m. Saturday, and as we await the results, imagine the sound of a very long drum roll as you read these tweets in anticipation.

This guy:

Still have that drum roll in your head? Good. And the winner is …

(Please hurry this up before Kanye West jumps on stage.)

Rand Paul! (Again.)