A photo of newly reelected Speaker of the House John Boehner laying a smooch on Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is making the rounds on Twitter, which is no great surprise — there’s just so much that’s very, very wrong about it.

Andrea Tantaros of “The Five” launched a caption contest for those with strong senses of humor and even stronger stomachs.

We sense a theme developing.

Coming right up.


Presenting today’s winner:

Honorable mention goes to this inevitable Photoshop.