The jokes really do kind of write themselves; in fact, here comes another one.

The massive power outage that struck Detroit Tuesday morning isn’t a joke, though, if you happen to be trapped in an elevator, or in need of an emergency responder.

The outage was eventually traced to a major cable failure, and power is in the process of being restored.

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