Confession time: we were hoping to enjoy a Monday free of Piers Morgan, especially since he’s been hyping his newest column all day, bracing himself for the “onslaught” before it was published.

So, Morgan writes about the N-word; in particular, the need for blacks to “kill it themselves”? Feel free to click on over to The Daily Mail and read the whole thing. It’s difficult to top this excerpt, though.

Before you continue, you should know that Piers Morgan “loves Black Twitter.”

We’re sure he loves singer John Legend too, who seemed not at all impressed with Morgan’s column.

That should give the rest of Twitter time to come up with a hashtag to reward Morgan for his effort. How about #PiersKnowsAll?

That’s enough fun for today.