Why is National Review’s Jonah Goldberg watching MSNBC on election night? For the same reason we’re all watching MSNBC tonight: their tears are delicious. Funny thing when you watch MSNBC, though, is that you see their promos and what the sky looks like in their world.

Actually, a show called “Socks and Mends” might stand a good chance against “Morning Joe” in the ratings.