MSNBC’s Chris Hayes has compiled a list of everything you need to dress as Ebola nurse Kaci Hickox for Halloween.

The bike helmet is essential, of course, but we don’t know if the White House can get an ill-fitting prop lab coat to Maine in time for trick or treat.

What’s the Saran Wrap for, though? We’re guessing Hayes means you’re supposed to wrap yourself in it; you know, to prevent spreading the infection. We can’t imagine Hickox doing that, though — it would amount to confinement, and that’s just a step away from the World War II internment camps.

An even easier costume to put together, based on Hayes’ famous first-ever tweet: