“Let me tell you about the very rich,” wrote F. Scott Fitzgerald. “They are different from you and me.” So what does one billionaire give another billionaire for his birthday? A tasteful card would be nice, but Michael Bloomberg chose instead to make his own birthday greeting using the awesome graphical power of Microsoft Paint — at least that’s what he claims.

An intern? No, this has to be the work of the former New York mayor himself.

Either that or ban it.