Get with it, Vox. The saddest fundraising email ever is headed, “It’s over. It’s done.”? That’s nothing. What about the flat-out suicidal “It’s over. Zero chance. Goodbye.”?

Is this tactic really working? The DCCC has released three or four new “saddest political fundraising emails ever” every day for months. Not that we don’t enjoy reading them, certainly.

Now that dildos have become a campaign issue, we’re pretty sure the line about having “no ideas left” is dead on, actually.