We at Twitchy have taken great pleasure in reporting on increasingly desperate fundraising pleas from OFA, Nancy Pelosi and the DCCC. What’s better than seeing a pathetic Democratic Party email header like this one?

Here’s one contender from left-wing site Daily Kos, declaring “Democratic Armageddon” in the 2014 elections.

Just how do the Kos Kids define armageddon?

Fourteen Senate seats, huh?