Forget everything you’ve learned about the nurses who contracted Ebola while tending to Thomas Eric Duncan, the first patient to die of Ebola on U.S. soil. According to “Sicko” filmmaker Michael Moore, all you need to know is that Duncan was treated in Texas. Texas, people. And now for the further comedy stylings of Mr. Moore.

There’s a heckler in every crowd.

But seriously, folks …

That’s the gist, yeah. Because that’s what all Christians believe.