Twitchy has been careful not to report on every rumor of Ebola in the United States, but several mainstream media outlets are reporting that a patient has been hospitalized with Ebola-like symptoms at Howard University Hospital in Washington, D.C., after a return flight from Nigeria.

While some liberal halfwits saw the confirmed case of Ebola in Texas as a reason for the state to secede, what would it mean if Ebola were found within the nation’s capital?

Again, the patient at Howard has only been diagnosed with symptoms and not confirmed with Ebola. National Review’s Jim Geraghty has an artist’s rendition of Washington, D.C., from the near future, if the Ebola diagnosis pans out.

 

 

 

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