NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s press conference Friday afternoon was reportedly quite the snooze, with the exception of some heckling by Benjy Bronk of “The Howard Stern Show.” The monotonous platitudes didn’t keep CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer from describing the statement as a “dramatic announcement.”

Things could have been more tedious — the cable networks could have carried President Obama’s speech, delivered at the same time as Goodell’s.

So what’d we miss today?