So much pressure is being put on National Review’s Jonah Goldberg to save the midterm elections for the Democrats from the evil influence of the Koch brothers that it’s almost unbearable.
So far he’s received emails from the DCCC with the all-caps header, “ACCEPT DEFEAT,” followed by another headed, “All Hope Is Lost.” Rep. Nancy Pelosi herself even reached out with the very downbeat email headed, “disappointed jonah” — apparently she was too sad to even capitalize his name.
Now Goldberg has shared the latest missive from Pelosi, or an old ex-girlfriend calling herself Pelosi, begging for the use of his grassroots power.
I'm sorry Nancy, it's not you it's me. Oh no wait, it's really you. pic.twitter.com/tHSgJJqBDk
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) September 14, 2014
Sounds desperate over there.
@JonahNRO soon she will be boiling your kid's rabbit.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 14, 2014
@JonahNRO "I will not be IGNORED, Jonah!"
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/dtn44/status/511291398717722624
@JonahNRO she is such a boob. Sorry, but I said it. #PelosiEndangers
— Matt (@mclifford34) September 14, 2014
— Don’t Stand So Close to Dawn (@aurora_g96) September 14, 2014
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@JonahNRO make the laughing stop.
— Bob Kirnum (@Rkirnum) September 14, 2014
@JonahNRO It's like an abusive husband. Say no to domestic violence… don't give Dems another chance. The Kochs are gentlemen.
— Jason Willoughby ⭕ (@jpwilloughby) September 14, 2014
@JonahNRO Do those Koch Brothers wear black hats, six shooters and hang out with the Hole in the Wall Gang?
— I'm the Norm (@norm_ray) September 14, 2014
@JonahNRO Help me to help you, Jonah.
-Nancy P.— John Hethcox (@john_hethcox) September 14, 2014
@jpodhoretz @JonahNRO "Your words say no, but your eyes say YES"
— Dr. Conservative Thought Leader™️ (@BigJebBos) September 14, 2014
Eww, that’s almost as bad as that creepy “I need you” email sent by “Barack Obama.”
@JonahNRO when will they learn that no means no?
— Chris S (@Antillious) September 14, 2014
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