“Now I’m a big fan of humanitarian aid,” began Greg Gutfeld in his monologue (video at link) on Friday’s edition of Fox News’ “The Five.” “And by humanitarian aid, I mean bombs.”

Pretty powerful language, but as he explained, “There’s a misguided belief that humanitarian aid comes in the form of food and water. Send them some MREs and they’ll be fine. But you can’t eat a meal when your head is on a stake. In a world in which death is the only language evil understands, bombs beat bread.”

His conclusion? When confronted with terrorists like ISIS, the United States’ response “can only come from above in the shape of a 500-pound RSVP. For America is truly the bomb.”


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