Socialism 2014, held this weekend in the capitalist stronghold of Chicago, promises “four days of radical politics, debate, and entertainment.”

On the agenda this year: bourgeois hipsters, or the “hipoisie.”

Well duh.

Easy on the hipsters, bro.

What else is on the socialist conference-goer’s mind these days?

Wrong, yes. Boring? Not a chance.

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Is that you, Nancy Pelosi?

How odd to hear of a panel of teachers at a conference on socialism.

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