Alleged earwax eater Rep. Joe Garcia: ‘I’m almost trending as much as Jay Z’

@RepJoeGarcia Kick Back, Relax and Enjoy your 15 minutes of Shame. Ops, I'm meant Fame.

— CGDoc (@CGDoc) May 13, 2014

My mom always told me to keep my fingers out of my mouth, and now I know why. #hangnail #ithappens #camerasrolling

— Rep. Joe Garcia (@RepJoeGarcia) May 13, 2014

Those damn hangnails, they'll get you every time #perceptioniseverything

— Rep. Joe Garcia (@RepJoeGarcia) May 13, 2014