Turns out none of the following will happen #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

#BeforeManzielGetsDraftedand #SadManziel are the top trends on Twitter.Twitter, you're a harsh, harsh little world pic.twitter.com/BehKTGL5uK

— FOX Sports NFL (@NFLonFOX) May 9, 2014

2Pac will come back #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— jesse (@NotPinkman) May 9, 2014

The Astros will win a championship #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Michael Dial (@Dialitup1223) May 9, 2014

LeBrons going back to Cleveland #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— NBA RETWEET (@RTNBA) May 9, 2014

Donald Sterling will attend a Clippers game #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted @RTNBA

— Shallal (@LanceShallal) May 9, 2014

Jameis Winston could run to the store and pick up a few crab legs #beforemanzielgetsdrafted

— Patrick Jahn (@thepatrickjahn) May 9, 2014

The Cubs will win a World Series #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Jesse Nadelman (@Nadelman99) May 9, 2014

OJ will find Nicole's killer #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Travon Free (@Travon) May 9, 2014

This will happen #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted pic.twitter.com/ZHbjCrOvaf

— Stay Puft (@staypuft) May 9, 2014

Chris Brown comes to terms with his mistakes, and learns to truly value and respect women as human beings #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— ComfortablySmug (@ComfortablySmug) May 9, 2014

I get drafted #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Honky Tonk Jew (@HonkyTonkJew) May 9, 2014

I'll have my student loans paid off #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Blake Epperson (@BlakeEpperson) May 9, 2014

I'm gonna get married, have 2 kids, get a divorce, get remarried, move to Florida, own a diner, and die peacefully #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Drew Koopman. (@drewkoopman) May 9, 2014

People gonna run out of these jokes #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— Joe Santagato (@JoeSantagato) May 9, 2014

DAMMIT I WANTED TO MAKE MORE #beforemanzielgetsdrafted JOKES

— #17 Локрия (4-0-0) (@LocksTheFox) May 9, 2014