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Today is SantaCon in New York City and other cities around the world. The New York Daily News describes the event as an “annual bacchanal” in which people in Santa costumes and other holiday gear make their way from the East Village to Downtown Brooklyn, mostly drinking all the way. The @santacon Twitter account, which has nearly 38,000 followers, tweeted instructions, maps to bars, and handy tips from the Santa code.
#NYCSantacon is in full swing! Remember: Give Gifts & Don't fuck with KIDS, COPS, BAR STAFF, or NYC! #TheSantaCode
— Santacon NYC (@santacon) December 14, 2013
Half an hour 'til Santa's on the move! Gotta pee? Do it now – IN A BATHROOM. #NYCSantacon #TheSantaCode
— Santacon NYC (@santacon) December 14, 2013
Remember to keep your spirits contained and your candy cane in your pants, Santa. #TheSantaCode
— Santacon NYC (@santacon) December 14, 2013
If Santa's getting sloppy, it may be time for a break or a snack. Santa loves milk & cookies! #TheSantaCode
— Santacon NYC (@santacon) December 14, 2013
“The Five” co-host Greg Gutfeld wasn’t quite thrilled with all the “sloppy Santas” he encountered, despite the charity aspect of the event.
If you see a drunk asshole in a santa costume, ten to one his name is Chad.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
If you see a drunk asshole in a santa costume berating a bartender for being slow, just know he probably won't tip well either. #santacon
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
"It's for charity" is not something you say while pissing in a doorway. @santacon
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
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"it's for charity" is not something you say after puking in a poor guy's cab. #santacon
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
just saw 7 drunk santas try and wave down wary cabs in snow storm, to no avail. Thank you, weather.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
i am super bigoted against drunks.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
respect drinkers; not drunks. Hence my distaste for santacon. no achievement in sloppy disrespect for the grape.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) December 14, 2013
Gutfeld wasn’t alone in suffering sloppy Santa fatigue.
All my friends on white twitter are tweeting about how wack Santa Con is. had never heard of it lol.
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) December 14, 2013
https://twitter.com/DaveWarth/status/411951556079022080
https://twitter.com/DaveWarth/status/411994956559949824
santa con is the worst. is that a popular or unpopular nyc opinion? idk idc
— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen) December 14, 2013
Being stuck in L.A. traffic for 3 hours still doesn't seem as bad as walking down one NYC block during Santa Con.
— Jack Burditt (@jackburditt) December 14, 2013
Instead of Santa-con, next year lets do Mama-con on Mothers Day: everyone dresses up like their mom, gets trashed, and vomits on everything!
— Jennifer Tepper (@jenashtep) December 14, 2013
If you live in #NYC and are falling short on your jackass quota for the day, just look out your window cause it's #NYCSantacon
— Mike (@MikeN2274) December 14, 2013
Heard 'Santa Con' is today…is that knockout game still in full effect or nah?
— Kevin OGK Kellett (@OGKcutYou) December 14, 2013
Santa con is actually the grossest day of the year.
— Hannah Murphy (@hannahnmurphy) December 15, 2013
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