Anyone who reads Twitchy regularly knows that perhaps the only thing that can rival Bush Derangement Syndrome (especially on Veterans Day) is Palin Derangement Syndrome. Palin will appear tomorrow with CNN’s Jake Tapper to promote her new book, “Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas.”

Tapper certainly needs no help conducting an interview, but he decided to solicit questions from Twitter under the hashtag #PalinQs. Palin and Christmas together? Here’s just a selection of those questions we’re guessing won’t make it to air.

Please do! Anything that gets Benghazi on CNN is OK with us.

It looks like a few people managed to sneak in a serious question or two.