We knew that CNN’s Piers Morgan would be weighing in on today’s shooting at LAX; we just weren’t sure which of his standard anti-gun lines he’d be using. He’s still not sure why any American citizen would “need” to own a semi-automatic rifle; that’s like saying anyone should be allowed to own a tank, right? The government is able to decide what its citizens need.

In Morgan’s world, has anyone ever used a gun for good?

Don’t overlook that, to Piers Morgan, every gun is seemingly an “assault rifle.”