Called to testify before Congress, the contractors behind the “excruciatingly embarrassing” site had a perfect opportunity to blame GOP sabotage for the disastrous rollout. They didn’t, almost certainly because there was no GOP sabotage to blame. That didn’t stop “truthers” from accusing the nefarious Koch brothers of hiring hackers to take down the site.

Even the mayor of Elizabeth, N.J., (before deleting his tweet) wondered if the Republicans were “robot calling” the site to jam up the lines.

Verdict: Massive Obumble. (Great word, by the way.)