Congress did learn at least one thing today from the contractors behind the site isn’t riddled with “glitches” so much as “gaffes,” which are more serious, but not serious enough for anyone to be fired over them, apparently.

There’s no question that the site is broken, and a failed site being pitched by President ShamWow deserves a few good #FailedObamacareSlogans — something to replace those embarrassing “Signed, Sealed, Delivering” bumper stickers. Twitter user @2009superglide got the ball rolling yesterday and it hasn’t stopped since.