Many of those watching the president’s Rose Garden speech this morning wondered if the president had even seen the news over the last several days, let alone tried to log on to He acted as if there were no problems plaguing the site, even though former members of his own administration have called the Obamacare rollout “excruciatingly embarrassing.” The bottom line for Obama, though: the product is good.

So, the product is good as in what kind of good, exactly? Like, 99.1% chemically pure?

The product isn’t “Breaking Bad” good, it’s more like, “train wreck good.”